Le Bateau ivre

g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

californialivin:

Snoop Dogg & Paris Hilton “Dogg After Dark”

first line - “yo wussup my name’s P. Hizzle

last line - “haaaay, loves it”

This is why the entire universe hates America.

But mostly, why I love it.

meme4u:

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(248):

THIS ISN’T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK

(717):

Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him…That’s dedication

(778):

He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I’m swimming in new slut waters tonight.

(626):

We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40

(215):

If you’re in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because “vodka takes you to a bad place,” you need to reevaluate your life.

(617):

How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?

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