Broken Doorknobs
when u on the prowl at the gym

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

Bright Eyes - Land Locked Blues
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anhedonistic:

Landlocked Blues — Bright Eyes

I’ve grown tired of holding this pose
I feel more like a stranger each time I come home
So I’m making a deal with the devils of fame
Sayin’ let me walk away, please

boom clap the sound of my ass
When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.
Nicki Minaj  (via dirrtyfilthynasty)

britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

omg lmao