Broken Doorknobs

averagefairy:

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

ruinedchildhood:

There is a banned episode of Cow and Chicken that features a gang of biker women who invade people’s homes to literally chew their carpets. [Video]

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

When your mom tells you to do the dishes

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fingerblaster113:

imperfectstigma:

I saw this on facebook and I was so done….

I literally couldn’t not reblog this

fingerblaster113:

imperfectstigma:

I saw this on facebook and I was so done….

I literally couldn’t not reblog this

psyducked:

the royal council has assembled

psyducked:

the royal council has assembled

le-blastoise: